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Virile Uncle Joe

Posted Aug 5, 2002

Congratulations to my good friend, Crazy Uncle Joe Utsler, for successfully impregnating his wife. Nice work, stud!

5 Comments (Add Yours)

Aug 6, 2002
4:17 PM  
CUJoe wrote:

It's a tough job, but somebody had to do it.


Aug 6, 2002
11:05 PM  
Anil wrote:

And lord knows, none of my attempts succeeded. Congrats!


Aug 8, 2002
2:24 PM  
CUJoe wrote:

I've reviewed your work Anil, and I have some diagrams I'd like to show you...


Aug 8, 2002
2:36 PM  
Andre wrote:

That makes babies!?!?

I'm stopping RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.


Aug 9, 2002
10:29 AM  
dana wrote:

no way...you're telling me joe did it...with a girl? my money's on the aliens. this baby is gonna be an alien baby. trust me.


 

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