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Garry Kasparov Griefed by Flying Penis

Posted May 19, 2008

In a bizarre example of Second Life leaking into the real world, a political assembly on Saturday led by chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov was disrupted by a flying penis.

Kasparov is a leader of the Other Russia movement, a loose coalition of activists opposing Vladamir Putin and the current Russian government. Over 700 people showed up for the event in central Moscow, but Kasparov's speech was interrupted when a large phallus-shaped helicopter started buzzing around the room. The Moscow Times attributed the prank to "a couple of pro-Kremlin Young Russia activists."

Warning: Mildly NSFW images and video follow.

Compare this incident to the Second Life prank from 2006, where a CNET interview with virtual real-estate magnate Anshe Chung was interrupted by fifteen minutes of flying penises, courtesy of a group of griefers called Room 101.


The big question: Did the pro-Kremlin activists controlling the penis helicopter know about their Second Life counterparts, or was this just griefer minds thinking alike?

Update: I found a translation, courtesy of Shusha from Metafilter. After the security guard swatted it to the ground, Kasparov says, "I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt." Someone in the audience shouts, "Finally the political power shows its face!" Kasparov quickly replies, "Well, if that's its face..." to laughter from the audience.

23 Comments (Add Yours)

May 19, 2008
1:06 PM  
Brett wrote:

The bigger question: where can I get one of those remote control penis helicopters?


May 19, 2008
1:06 PM  
Annalee wrote:

Fill in the requisite "In Russia the [noun] [verb] you!" joke here. I really cannot figure out what the noun and the verb should be though.


May 19, 2008
1:37 PM  
Fn0rd wrote:

LOL!


May 19, 2008
1:59 PM  
Ian wrote:

Brett, it looks like a modded Pico-Z helicopter ;) You can get them from www.firebox.com!


May 19, 2008
2:15 PM  
sixfoot6 wrote:

Don't miss the video of the flying penis being smacked out of the air by some stern brute in the room. Comedy gold.


May 19, 2008
2:55 PM  
Andy Baio wrote:

Ryan, that's the same video I posted above. :)


May 19, 2008
6:00 PM  
Sausage Party wrote:

I like RCtoys.com for flying stuff.


May 19, 2008
6:26 PM  
Jim wrote:

One good whack, and it was all over.


May 19, 2008
6:47 PM  
Beachcoma wrote:

This is the best news I've read all day! Thanks for the vid links.


May 19, 2008
7:50 PM  
Adam wrote:

Russian translation at the end: “That was a mighty penis, almost as mighty as my penis, much mightier then Putin's penis.”


May 19, 2008
9:12 PM  
Pelaca wrote:

Must to be called helicockter.
I can't wait to open a new web page www.helicockter.com


May 19, 2008
9:29 PM  
Ryan wrote:

Doh! I somehow jumped from the front page straight to the comments, and didn't see that you'd posted the vids. That's what I get for drinking heavily in the middle of the day.


May 19, 2008
9:29 PM  
Mum wrote:

Annalee: In Russia, penis fly you!


May 19, 2008
11:31 PM  
staunton wrote:

Notice how the guards were ready to take a bullet from the "attacker"?


May 20, 2008
10:12 AM  
Hargrimm wrote:

Annalee: In Soviet Russia, flying penises smack you!


May 20, 2008
1:54 PM  
Cyberia wrote:

Umm... The music in the @nd-Life attack is from Tchaikowsky's "The Nutcracker." Coincidence, is it, that Tchaikowsky was... Russian?

Keep Cool, but Care
Ian Scuffling


May 21, 2008
10:33 AM  
Adrian wrote:

In Russia, penis fly you!


May 21, 2008
10:38 AM  
Barry wrote:

Priceless.


May 21, 2008
2:32 PM  
wacko wrote:

I heard these didnt quite measure up. The competition is stiff!! You should see the charger!!!


Jun 5, 2008
4:50 AM  
Alessio in Asia wrote:

Till they fly a penis, they can even be funny.
The problems are others...


Aug 20, 2008
5:26 AM  
Baron Von Kerplunk wrote:

I prefer, "In Russia Penis fucks with you!" :]


Jan 22, 2009
6:27 PM  
Comrade Durak wrote:

In Soviet Russia, *censored* *censored* *censored* you! In the *censored*.


Apr 15, 2010
11:15 PM  
Carly Maccheyne wrote:

Hi, I really admire the look of your site. What theme are you using?


 

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