Eric Eldred lost, and we all lose with him. This makes Mickey Mouse mad (90k JPG).
Note: The source image comes from issue #103 of Gold Key Mickey Mouse, a Disney comic book from October 1965. It was posted to Usenet in alt.binaries.pictures.comics.reposts: unavailable print media, scanned and permanently archived by and for comic book enthusiasts. And, thanks to our brutal copyright law, entirely illegal.
Update: The New York Times is publishing my cartoon in this Saturday's "Arts & Ideas" section and the Boston Globe is running it in the "Ideas" section of their Sunday edition, along with (possibly) a brief interview. Hello, literate people of the East Coast!