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Fun with Google's Calculator

Posted Aug 14, 2003

Google's new calculator is a fun diversion, with several undocumented new features. Here's a few. (Kottke has some more impractical uses. Please post more as you find them.)

- How long can you play a 30GB iPod without repeating a song? Answer: 18.2 days
- How much hard drive space does one hour of 128kbps MP3s consume? Answer: 56.25 megabytes
- How many seconds in a decade? Answer: 315,569,260
- 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit in Celsius? Answer: 37 degrees
- How many feet in a smoot? Answer: 5.58 (via Ryan)
- What's the answer to life, the universe and everything? Answer: 42
- What's the answer to life, the universe and everything multiplied by the speed of light divided by three teaspoons? Answer: 8.51523871 × 1014 m-2 s-1
- What's the speed of a Delorean going back in time? Answer: 47,600,819,200 m3 kg/s4 (via Cam)

31 Comments (Add Yours)

Aug 14, 2003
11:35 AM  
Andre Torrez wrote:

I hadn't realized they had implemented this feature until yesterday when someone asked me how many miles were in a light year (he was having an argument about whether the Star Trek Voyager could make it back to Earth).



No dice: "What is the average airspeed of an unladen swallow?".


Aug 14, 2003
11:39 AM  
Andy Baio wrote:

"ERROR: African or European?"


Aug 14, 2003
11:46 AM  
Greg Knauss wrote:

More no dice: "head of pin / angels"

A continuing absence of dice: "weight of rock god cannot lift"

Dicelessness: "roads a man must walk down"


Aug 14, 2003
11:54 AM  
jkottke wrote:

No for:



wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could

chuck wood

licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop

the loneliest number

maids a' milking

deadly sins



Those Stanford Ph.D nerds at Google aren't even trying.


Aug 14, 2003
12:14 PM  
Matt Haughey wrote:

Another hole in the google calculator that misses one of life's great riddles:

Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he could not eat it?


Aug 14, 2003
12:32 PM  
steve minutillo wrote:

I'm assuming that Google just hooked in an existing calculator program, and have been desperately searching the net to figure out which one, but I can't find it! GNU Units is close, but not quite it, I don't think.


Aug 14, 2003
12:34 PM  
Ryan wrote:

Smoots!


Aug 14, 2003
1:05 PM  
cameron wrote:

The question is not whether an MIT Alumnus developed the Google calculator, but which one.


Aug 14, 2003
11:17 PM  
Geoff Finger wrote:

The answer depends on how excited you get. What's the answer to life the universe and everything!? Answer: 1.40500612 x 10^51


Aug 15, 2003
12:36 AM  
Adam wrote:

Having this available on my cell phone looks to be very handy indeed...

I'm sure we'll see a Google magic 8 ball very soon.


Aug 15, 2003
12:03 PM  
Matthew Baldwin wrote:

If you enter "3867*2," click Search, and then turn your monitor upside-down, it say aich-ee-double-hockey-sticks. Hee hee!


Aug 15, 2003
4:41 PM  
anon wrote:

It was implemented in-house by someone who did not attend MIT.


Aug 18, 2003
3:06 AM  
ravensong wrote:

Is being a geek a bad thing? :)


Aug 19, 2003
5:37 PM  
Schroedinger's Cat wrote:

For the Delorean traveling through time you should divide by the weight of a Delorean in Kgs which gives you 37 778 427.9 m3 / s4 which makes sense if you consider the fact that you would be traveling in 4th dimensional space


Aug 19, 2003
10:10 PM  
AlphaGeek wrote:

"Is being a geek a bad thing? :)
ravensong"

Na, it's what we're here for :)
www.thegeekgroup.org


Aug 20, 2003
6:33 AM  
Andrew White wrote:

Got this one from scribot:

answer to life the universe and everything = 42


Aug 20, 2003
9:39 AM  
steve minutillo wrote:

It also knows what a Googol is, and knows numbers all the way up to one vigintillion.


Aug 27, 2003
1:49 AM  
Tim wrote:

1 Nebuchadnezzar / 1 Jeroboam - 1 Magnum in puncheons


Aug 27, 2003
9:18 AM  
Toonces wrote:

In response to the question of which MIT geek did the calculator, anon is right--I was at a Search Strategies show last week, and either Sergey Brin (co-founder of Google) or one of their engineers was talking about the calc function--it was done in house as a kind of side project, and when the folks at Google heard about it, they thought it was cool so they cleaned it up and implemented it. At least, that's what they were saying.


Aug 27, 2003
9:13 PM  
The Lightning Stalker wrote:

1 hogshead=52.5 gallons


Aug 27, 2003
9:22 PM  
The Lightning Stalker wrote:

I take that back,
1 hogshead = 63 gallons.


Aug 27, 2003
11:44 PM  
ans wrote:

The only problem with the ipod example is that 30GB ipod hard drives contain 30 billion bytes, not this many. so your answer is more like this (adjusting for a more realistic bitrate)


Aug 30, 2003
3:03 AM  
ZaphodBeeblebrox wrote:

The Real Answer to Life The Universe and Everything


Aug 30, 2003
1:02 PM  
ravensong wrote:

Thanks AlphaGeek :) nice page btw.

Mwah!!.. it's refreshing


Sep 2, 2003
2:22 PM  
Dono wrote:

Here are mine ... http://www.donolog.com/archives/000466.html


Sep 11, 2003
11:26 PM  
Antichrist Pizza wrote:

No, you need to DIVIDE by 88MPH.

1.21GW / 88MPH

The answer is expressed in Newtons, a unit of acceleration (force).

We all know that acceleration warps space-time from the disney movie "Black Hole", right?


Sep 14, 2003
11:38 AM  
Calculator Blaine wrote:

They may have more calcualtors (for the time being), but at least I think I can beat them with content on my calculator site WebCalc.


Sep 18, 2003
9:29 AM  
Modus Ponens wrote:

Wait, isn't the speed of a Delorean going back in time just 88 mph?


Sep 19, 2003
2:29 PM  
Peter wrote:

42 is a bogus answer because later in te book the question to the answer seems to be "Five Times Nine" (=54) and Arthur says "I always knew there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe".


Oct 11, 2003
1:33 AM  
Jack wrote:

1 furlong per fortnight = 0.000166309524 m / s


Oct 11, 2003
2:38 AM  
Jack wrote:

The lights of Lady Liberty's Torch in horsepower? Answer: 17.4

The volume of the earth in faggots? Answer: 4.0784869 × 10^21


 
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