Nintendo patents handheld emulation, threatens to sue GBA emulator — good luck with that, Nintendo (via) #

Red Swoosh finally launches — News.com covers the launch of the ex-Scour crew's new company #

David Siegel's "I ruined the web" article from 1997 — surprisingly good foresight from the creator of the High Five Awards (via) #

China orders their largest blog service to shut down — looks like they complied (via) #

The Passion of the Curly — Curly was beaten for our enjoyment (via) #

Boing Boing switches to Movable Type! — finally, individual archives! #

Why You Should Use Upcoming.org — btw, I'm launching iCal support later tonight #

Painful XHTML/CSS jokes — you've been warned (via) #

Starbucks to provide in-store CD burning — they're building a new Hear Music store two blocks away, with a Starbucks inside (via) #

Leaked Nintendo DS handheld spec includes touchscreen, wireless, and 3D — what, no cell phone, camera or can opener? (via) #

Unsolicited advice for the new father — also: I adjusted Meconium.org to reflect the real definition #

Banned words for the Bush/Cheney sign generator (via) #

Reverse engineering Marble Madness's design — see also: the same author's article on isometric view theory (via) #

Ad agency spoofs porn sites and webrings for web campaign — clever marketing, and 100% hot "pot noodle" action (via) #

Tracking social networking in Shakespeare's plays — meet me in #hamlet, d00d (via) #

Wired News on Salon's survival — isn't Wired News struggling to survive, too? #

Demor, an audio-only first person shooter for the blind — tracks your position and direction you're facing (via) #

Overclosking your Sega Genesis — sure, but can you overclock an NES for the slowdowns in Metroid? (via) #

Corante on BitTorrent plus RSS — these unofficial feeds for Suprnova and Torrentz are a great example of "broadcatching" in action #

Writeup of the Orkut launch party — it was over a month ago, but it's a good piece (via) #

Major label exec doesn't like being called evil — also: Magnatune is not evil (via) #

Orwellian Newspeak Dictionary — there's a doubleplusgood modern version, too #

Blogs eroding traditional news sites — News.com's overall ranking is dropping #

SharedID, centralized web authentication — neat idea, but the charging for more than 10k monthly uniques makes me nervous (via) #

Feel the awesomeness of THOR! — experience the raw power of John Mikl Thor #

Rasterbator — make poster-sized half-tone prints of any image online (via) #

NYC woman gets Chris Rock's old cell phone number, hilarity ensues — she chats with Jack Nicholson, Ken Burns, Spike Lee, Adam Sandler, and more (via) #

EFF sues the FCC about the Broadcast Flag — Cory's enthusiasm is contagious (via) #

Microsoft, AOL, Yahoo, Earthlink to make major announcement about spam — if this involves paying to send e-mail, I'm gonna throw up (via) #

Myst/Uru license plate conspiracy — great research from the game community (via) #

Hack a Super Mario cart to remove everything but clouds — the gameplay may suffer a little, though (via) #

RIAA must sue file sharers one at a time — no more mass lawsuits (via) #

Unusual baseball cards (via) #

Good roundup of MP3 blogs — blogs that regularly put free MP3s online (via) #

EV1 underestimated reaction of SCO licensing — also, SCO and Microsoft have a lot more 'splaining to do (via) #

Typographica's amazing photo gallery of Disneyland sign lettering — also: this handy guide to Disney typefaces #

Excellent contest entries to redesign Project Gutenberg — part of the ongoing Version 2 redesign series (via) #

Stewart Brand Future Unclear — gotta love those digerati in-jokes #

"Janet and Justin Half-Time" Barbie dolls (via) #

Sleeves, t-shirts that make you look tattooed — clever idea for wimps who want to look badass (via) #

Matt Haughey mixes Jay-Z with Kenny G — Kenny-Z is Satan's music #

Image: Epworth Methodist Church on the Passion of the Christ (via) #

Witchcraft goes online in small Mexican town — where e-commerce meets shamanism (via) #

Flash: Korean toilet cartoon — with translation (via) #

Atari 2600 to USB adapter — use your 2600 joysticks on your PC for only $30 (via) #

Spam Glam — clip art images culled from spam e-mails #

Bookmarklet to toggle Google's new look (via) #

How Superman's "Clark Kent" disguise really worked — his Kryptonian glasses enhanced his low-level hypnotic gaze #

SomethingAwful's Product Placement of the Christ — very offensive fun with Photoshop #

Video Game Jam — guitar and bass tablature for an assortment of platforms (via) #