Wonkette, Gawker Media's new Washington DC gossip blog — edited by Suck alum Ana Marie Cox, no less #

Google employee releases social networking service — currently invite-only, so e-mail me if you're a friend of mine who wants in #

Arcade game alphabet quiz — I have the answers, if you want it #

The President needs ribs — someone get that man some ribs! #

Congrats, Papa Gruber — with possibly the best birth photo I've ever seen #

Binary link collector from IRC channel topics — collecting file links from 26 IRC networks #

Subpop Records parodies Pitchfork — indie rock will eat itself #

Librarian stereotypes in eBay clothing auctions — more about the research project #

Yahoo closes Scandinavia operations — shutting down their local Norway, Denmark, and Sweden portals? #

A Garden of Cellular Automata — the header graphic evolves over time using data from Weather.com #

Suprnova.org traffic statistics — at 3am on a Sunday morning: 25k active torrents, over a million peers #

NASA loses contact with Mars Spirit rover  #

Adam's angry at the New York Times — aka the blogger who didn't get hired at Google #

Wesley Clark on the cover of The Advocate — brave, but potentially more damaging than Dean's scream #

Male nipple removal, odd body modification — warning: this is pretty gross #

Top 20 Male Reactions to Olive Oyl — from this obsessive Olive Oyl fanpage #

Magical Gadget — forgotten electronics of the '70s and '80s #

Interview with CTO of Kazaa/Sharman Networks — he seems much less shady than his evasive employer #

Torrentz, cleanly-designed BitTorrent site — nicely organized and popular enough to seed most torrents #

Disneyland's Tower of Terror opening event — hey Cory and Mena, tickets are only $1,595 each! #

Magnetlinks, link directly to P2P files — open standard developed by Kazaa folks #

Billy Joel is Shiite — separated at birth? #

Periodic table museum display, with element samples — gorgeous, and so very cool #

Rolling Stone's interview with Justin Frankel  #

Radiohead, Pixies, Cure Flaming Lips slated for Coachella festival  #

Vonnegut's "Harrison Bergeron," dystopian sci-fi about mandated equality — via Matt Jones #

Anna Maltz's One Size Fits All — hand-knit mohair naked bodysuits for the whole family #

The first Howard Dean remix comes in — using the sample suspiciously offered by Drudge #

Patch available to circumvent Photoshop's currency detection — Bugtraq found currency detection in more software #

The Fractal Blogosphere — I try to write like a 10,000, but I'm more like a 100 #

RSS: Scraped feed for Suprnova Bittorrents — thanks, rayg #

Blank face dolls — creepy, but inspires more creativity than Barbie #

Sad story of Meat Puppets' Cris Kirkwood — methadone addicted musician shot outside Phoenix post office #

A look at secret new Apple computer — flashback to January 1984 #

Photorealistic Chinese Photoshop work in 38 steps — may be faked, via Ask Mefi #

Gangrule, vintage gang photos — historical look at organized crime since 1890 #

Nice photos of fake ATM scam — from Snopes, which has an RSS feed now #

New Technorati beta — much faster, nicer results pages #

1993 Lincoln Mark VII for sale — may require light interior cleaning #

Bizarre attacks on Stephen Hawking — sounds like some sort of blackmail is involved #

SimCity Classic, free online play — registration required #

Michael Jackson Innocence Song — "where's the objectivity, not greedy insanity" #

Vogue's take on Alice in Wonderland — photos by Annie Leibovitz, with the designers as characters #

Anil on Windows Services for Unix — sounds like a decent Cygwin replacement, download here #

Detailed description of FBI house raid — looks like the guy is suspected of stealing the Half-Life 2 source code #

Guterman revives the dead Industry Standard — with a weblog, naturally #

Google developing ad service for e-mail — may offer free e-mail #

Design new levels for the Atari 2600 Combat remake — some sample playfields to inspire you #

Scans of Half-Life 2 bootleg CDs from Russia — $5.35, cheap! #

Prototype Marvin costume for Hitchhiker's Guide film — to be worn by my favorite little person, Warwick Davis #