October 9, 2003
SunComm sues Princeton student over "shift key" workaround
— Expose obvious flaws in crappy DRM, get sued by clueless company #
Dancing Eyes, bizarre Japanese arcade game
— Like Amidar meets Qix, but undressing schoolgirls and cows. Now in MAME #
Orrin Hatch introduced constitutional amendment to allow foreign-born presidents
— Get ready for President Arnold #