I love it when people find the three-year-old blank checkbook you’ve thrown away, and start writing checks in your name. Fortunately my account has long since changed, so they didn’t get a dime, but it’s still unnerving to see someone else signing your full name.
Note to potential thieves:
I don’t sign my middle initial, and I don’t write like a girl.
Note to self:
Shred unused checks from now on.